ПОМОГИТЕ ПЕРЕВЕСТИ ТЕКСТ (СТИХ) С РУССКОГО НА АНГЛИЙСКИЙ, А ТО СОВСЕМ НИЧЕГО НЕ ПОНИМАЮ В АНГЛИЙСКОМ.

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• Вопрос вам 25.01.13 09:49
  
  1. Ha. I'm an Amateur shoot.
  I have everything, including:
  Guns and knives, a shotgun and maces.
  With me it is better not to joke,
  Otherwise you will not live (ha).
  I strategist with the mind,
  Expose any easily can.
  Mother quietly praying for me.
  And friends keep for my fists.
  And people screaming after me,
  She's crazy...!
  2. As I trudge on these
  Teddy bears.
  I'm a collector toys.
  In my room some cute animals
  Which I buy every day.
  I'm with them and play and sleep.
  They are my only true friends,
  Who know everything about me.
  My mom says that I'm not normal.
  A familiar cry after me,
  She's crazy...!
  3. And I'm in science gonna without labour.
  Chemistry Ile physics for me nonsense.
  I have my own laboratory,
  That you better not to see.
  With me afraid of living.
  Can blow up at any moment.
  Think of explosives Ile bomb.
  For me nothing.“
  Mother quietly praying for me.
  And people screaming after me,
  She's crazy...!
  4. Ah. I love fashion.
  Watching her from birth.
  Go on shopping every day.
  I have a cupboard with a size of a house,
  Where I keep all of their style.
  Shine I have no number,
  Bags of different sizes.
  Skirts, t-shirts, dresses, shorts and so on.
  My mom says that I'm a spender.
  And people screaming after me,
  She's crazy...!
  5. I'm a gambling man.
  I can play it all his life.
  Me from the cards do not drag.
  I'm super player of the first class
  You no brain I did not get around
  I'll play until blue in the face,
  Until the end cash.
  Mother quietly praying for me.
  Friends keep for my fists.
  And people screaming after me,
  She's crazy...!
  6. Yes, maybe I'm crazy,
  And you what's the difference then.
  Boring world without colors are not for me.
  I am a lover of adventure and extreme sports,
  Instead of grey everyday life.
  Yes, you are right I'm crazy and I'm glad!
• СУCЛиK 24.01.13 21:35
  
  У меня сложилось впечатление, что переведена какая-то песня в онлайн переводчике, и теперь желают получить обратно англоязычную версию...Потому как даже белым стихом это трудно назвать...
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  Be yourself no matter what they say
• 0t8fly0svrvz 24.01.13 21:26
  
  ага, щас, один из самых сложных видов перевода - перевод поэзии. вы правда думаете, что кто-то щас все бросит и будет вам переводить?
  идите на сайт фрилансеров, платите деньги, вам переведут.
• Вишневая белка 24.01.13 00:27
  
  Это задание с ин.яза? Просто немного неожиданно.
  Или вы носитель англ., поэтому с русского переводите?
  Хотя, честно говоря, стихи довольно странные, если их в принципе стихами назовешь.